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Post by crazysnakelady on Nov 21, 2005 21:07:06 GMT
Who buys the pickle jar most times when doing the shopping so men can eat? Not men Who carries the little brats around for 9 months? not men Who stars in the cool ads and gets the attention to sell the cars? not men Who carried the guy who was nailed to the cross only to be resurrected? not men Who killed Hitler? Neither did another man. He died with his mistress anyway and he wouldn't have killed himself if the entire world wanted him dead and was coming to do the job anyway. So he was being a coward really. Who wrote that song? Well if that songs make girls upset and the guys keep playing it the idiots are just going to be digging themselves into holes anyway. Who made Star Wars?: Who wore the Princess Leia costume which is really why guys watch it? not a man (thank god) Where did the gigalo franchise come from? Ye olde hookers who are ............. not men Need you continue? Not really
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 21, 2005 21:23:59 GMT
who doesnt have a penis? not men who dosnt need to shave there backs? not men
need i go on?
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Post by owensrevenge on Nov 21, 2005 21:27:09 GMT
this is the best thread ever.
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 21, 2005 21:51:22 GMT
im the 667 poster heh heh. this thread has gone thoguh sooo many different convos. lol
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Post by livi on Nov 21, 2005 22:19:50 GMT
thats one. Most metal singers are male, and the best metal bands have male singers. unfortunately for us, most bands in general are male. that's kinda why i write my own music.. who has boobs? not men who has penises? men which are more aesthetically pleasing? you choose. i believe women win.
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Post by livi on Nov 21, 2005 22:20:09 GMT
oh and maledict........ isn't that your band?
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 22, 2005 17:45:26 GMT
yup
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Post by owensrevenge on Nov 22, 2005 20:14:34 GMT
\m/_(>.<)_\m/
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Post by emmzy on Nov 22, 2005 20:22:02 GMT
i have never ever in my life shaved my back...
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Post by carol on Nov 23, 2005 16:43:09 GMT
good for you
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Post by susie on Nov 23, 2005 17:51:18 GMT
girls are far more asthetically pleasing by far
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Post by susie on Nov 23, 2005 17:58:00 GMT
A poem for girls...
> I shave my legs, >
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree. > Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, > I can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles,at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b*tch!
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!
Flowers are okay, > But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... > Not at my chest !!!
I don't have a problem, > With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, > You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , > a BABE or a CHICK . > I am a WOMAN. Get it? you DICK!?!
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 23, 2005 20:34:24 GMT
moving..........
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Post by carol on Nov 23, 2005 20:53:22 GMT
it's so touching isn't it?! I got that as some lovely piece of chainmail a while back...
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 23, 2005 21:17:45 GMT
BLAH! STOOPIFD f**kING CHAINMAIL!
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Post by carol on Nov 23, 2005 21:32:28 GMT
Oh god yes
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 23, 2005 21:36:05 GMT
i started my own though...................tisnt pleasant...heh heh heh
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Post by carol on Nov 24, 2005 13:39:12 GMT
ooh it's so great!
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 24, 2005 17:21:19 GMT
lol. di i send it to you?
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Post by carol on Nov 24, 2005 18:03:59 GMT
you did indeed
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Post by owensrevenge on Nov 24, 2005 19:54:26 GMT
IT IS THE BEST f**kING CHAIN MAIL EVER!
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Post by kingisabella on Nov 24, 2005 20:08:25 GMT
lol. thanks
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Post by Ryan on Nov 24, 2005 21:20:42 GMT
I made my own too! remember the one I sent you adam! that was great speaking of great I'm going to let you all see some leet! Or 1337 that is!
7|-|15 15 |2Y4|\| //\//\((4|27|-|Y, 1 (4|\| |33 |=0(_)|\||) 1|\| (|3( 4|\||) 1 4//\//\ 4|)4//\//\|=4|\|!
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Post by emzickle on Nov 24, 2005 21:40:45 GMT
this is ryan mccarthy, i can be found in ... adn i am a damn fan!
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Post by owensrevenge on Nov 25, 2005 18:42:01 GMT
I f**king knew it you almighty b*stard! i knew it i knew it i knew it. today when you said you worked out who it was when you said you worked it out this morning and posted it in leet. ha.
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