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Post by gevaden on Jan 17, 2006 15:02:06 GMT
"Your going to see a real dave...oh damn now you know my real name." Mr L (not lordan, a H Dip when I was a first name)
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Post by gevaden on Jan 17, 2006 15:02:24 GMT
or first year even
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Post by susie on Jan 17, 2006 16:06:02 GMT
no my science teacher said that about adam and eve. anyway "go practise your oral with mr margerie"
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Post by aishy bashy on Jan 17, 2006 21:26:48 GMT
teacher " so whats your name then girl??" melissa "Melissa kelly" teacher " liz hayes brilliant"
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lads you cant just come in to art class and .. and .. DRAW things
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Post by owensrevenge on Jan 18, 2006 0:00:26 GMT
"philip, i think you look lovely....what are ye laughing at?....Am i not allowed say that to children?"
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Post by Ryan on Jan 19, 2006 16:15:52 GMT
"last week we touched love and sex, this week i brought in some magazines." Mr K
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Post by emmzy on Jan 19, 2006 19:12:35 GMT
haha mine is like susie's "ok girls now practise oral amongst yourselves" ooor.. oh! "siiir whats youuur favourite aaangle?" "well.. i like 30..." "say wha..." "some people have friends.. i have angles..." THAT CONVERSATION ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE!
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Post by susie on Jan 20, 2006 18:56:39 GMT
kate! susan! stop with the tea party??
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Post by emmzy on Jan 21, 2006 22:01:01 GMT
teacher: "heres your question for part of your quiz! name an isoceles triangle!" aisling "IVE GOT UN!!!BILL!!" teacher: "what?!!" aisling: "bill's a nice name for a triangle... "
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Post by gevaden on Jan 24, 2006 14:52:41 GMT
"not you ye f**king ejit!"
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Post by jimi on Jan 24, 2006 20:09:07 GMT
"ah wakey wakey lads do i have to repeat myself three hundred million times?"
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Post by carol on Jan 24, 2006 21:33:46 GMT
"hey you- horny in the corner!!!"..
*note to Adm- that was directed at Rebecca ;D
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Post by aishy bashy on Jan 25, 2006 16:39:11 GMT
omy god thats like my maths teacher... *calling out the roll*" ok so is aisling horny here ... miss horny are you present.... miss horny?" note: my name is aisling harney...... or mr fennel" girls stop playing with that and come play with my equipment"
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Post by carol on Jan 25, 2006 20:57:34 GMT
hahaha
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Post by owensrevenge on Jan 26, 2006 19:50:23 GMT
"philip, let me give you some advice. go through life like i do ......................................................... ......................................................... ......................................................... .....................................(literaly five second silence) Vacantly..."
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Post by jimi on Jan 26, 2006 20:32:39 GMT
"lads,i'm tryin to do maths,and the board,it's just suicide"
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Post by owensrevenge on Jan 27, 2006 21:43:36 GMT
"Daniel, tomorrow i want the black bord clean. just get some wet toilet paper." "Why me sir???" "because you did such a good job last time i asked you" "i didn't do it the last time you asked!" "exactly. stop digging yourself a hole"
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Post by jimi on Jan 28, 2006 11:42:33 GMT
"alright lads, that's your granite"
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Post by Ryan on Jan 28, 2006 17:56:31 GMT
"If Dr. Jordan comes in, we're doing math."
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Post by jimi on Jan 30, 2006 19:12:57 GMT
not a teacher but willy,so it's even better "i told you your mouth would get you into trouble but you wouldn't listen to the caretaker would ya?"
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Post by kingisabella on Jan 30, 2006 19:27:01 GMT
Mr meachair: secrets down the road...the shop.......the adult shop.....great place...*enter bishop buckley
that actually happened
mr meachair: the best places ofr poitin are donegal and west cokr..........sir isnt poitin illegal............right lads, neevr mind that...its just lemonade...illegal lemonade...
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Post by kingisabella on Jan 30, 2006 19:28:29 GMT
mrs heelan for a free- SHUT UP! do i have ..LOOK AT E!to be so RUDE AS TO TELL YOU TO SHUT UP!
me- yes.. no ......what? what was the question?
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Post by livi on Jan 30, 2006 20:00:29 GMT
anna: a lot can happen in a lift livi livi: NOTHING happened in the lift anna: oh sh*t miss higgins can hear everything miss higgins: (grinning) i guess the lift could break....
jill: ANNA DO YOU WANT A TAMPON? oh hi miss higgins
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Post by Ryan on Jan 30, 2006 21:28:28 GMT
"I'd be the first one to push you down a stairs."
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Post by susie on Jan 31, 2006 14:42:37 GMT
"does kim have any friends?......no....oh ok."
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