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Post by livi on Dec 17, 2005 19:31:42 GMT
teachers are so funny sometimes.
miss maths is cool, about conjugates:
"girls i don't care what you call them, you can call them michael for all i care, just know how to do them"
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Post by rae on Dec 17, 2005 19:34:14 GMT
heeheehee she rocks so hard!
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Post by owensrevenge on Dec 17, 2005 19:34:43 GMT
anonymous teacher "can anybody tell me what the text of a stamp is?"
Conal "It's symbolic of the oppression of the people" (or something like that)
<starts laughing under his breath while philip puts his head on the table and tries his best not to explode>
Teacher "Exactly"
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Post by Ryan on Dec 17, 2005 20:24:13 GMT
Teacher Barry L, no thats to obvious B Lowney
"I know what thats like, I had playstationitis myself."
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Post by jimi on Dec 17, 2005 21:33:38 GMT
"ah wakey wakey thats absolute balderdash
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Post by livi on Dec 17, 2005 22:31:52 GMT
"do you think i'm a dispensing machine? that's it, i'm not answering any questions ever again!"
and
"i'm only the teacher, go on, shoo!"
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Post by jimi on Dec 17, 2005 22:47:56 GMT
"ah lads thats hocus pocus guy.will you ever just turn off the crap tap"
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Post by jimi on Dec 17, 2005 22:48:55 GMT
"-in screechin,cat scratchin a chalk board type voice- EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,NOW IVE GIVEN YE PAPER AND YE'RE TO DRAW ON IT EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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Post by Ryan on Dec 18, 2005 10:38:24 GMT
"now lads, the toilet is a great place, we'll all go there together and have a load of fun"
"Now lads we'll all take off our clothes"
"You know lads its okay to like boys"
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Post by kingisabella on Dec 18, 2005 11:56:06 GMT
" now lads, i take it in the rear"- Mr h****n
"holy saint patrick guy, you dont give a tuberty f**k!"-mr d****e
" my arse and pasley guy"-mr d****e
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Post by jimi on Dec 18, 2005 13:42:23 GMT
"jolly hockey sticks guy,study study study guy,this is harrassment"
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Post by livi on Dec 18, 2005 13:57:18 GMT
"ALWAYS MAKE THE BOY PAY!" - miss hogan. she ROCKS
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Post by leadgroupie on Dec 18, 2005 17:17:17 GMT
"we work hard. we play hard"-ms. o'mahony
"now as our sister rachael was saying..."-mr.o'keeffe
"you can't leave the room. we'll have to tunnel out. grace did you bring your shovel?"-mr.o'keeffe
"we're all out of spanish papers. would you like a geography paper?"-mr.o'keeffe
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Post by Ryan on Dec 18, 2005 21:18:28 GMT
"Tell your friend to get nive wrapping paper, wrapping paper is very important, never give it in the bag." Miss Carroll.
I love you Miss.
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Post by jimi on Dec 18, 2005 21:19:50 GMT
"now lads ill be teaching ye irish for the year,but firstly,would ye all like to traslate what jesus said on the cross into gaeilge."
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Post by Ryan on Dec 18, 2005 21:19:59 GMT
"You should be shot with a shovel."
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Post by jimi on Dec 18, 2005 21:20:28 GMT
take out ye're CAPY BOOKS.MAH VENN DIAGRAMS,EAT THEM,EAT THEM ALL
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Post by jimi on Dec 18, 2005 21:21:05 GMT
"sir can i ask a question?"
"no"
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Post by Ryan on Dec 18, 2005 21:21:59 GMT
"You won't last long in this school, and I don't care where you go." Mr. Lowney when I was in 2nd year, Now I'm a 5th year and he's left the country.
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Post by jimi on Dec 18, 2005 21:22:30 GMT
"Get your hands off my bottom"
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Post by jimi on Dec 18, 2005 21:22:39 GMT
"alright lads,ye all know ye're pres are very important so lets get this class voer caz im going home to watch the golf at 12 no matter what"
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Post by jimi on Dec 18, 2005 21:23:58 GMT
"come on now and lets punch a whole in our foggy glasses"
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Post by Ryan on Dec 18, 2005 21:24:24 GMT
"Who came up with this stuff Miss?"
"Someone very strange."
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Post by Ryan on Dec 18, 2005 21:25:44 GMT
"Thats the last time I give you all the answers to the test."
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Post by Ryan on Dec 18, 2005 21:28:26 GMT
In relation to my last quote.
"You all failed."
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