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Post by kingisabella on Dec 22, 2005 13:23:45 GMT
ive got a few...post your band jokes here
HOw mnay singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
50...1 to screw it in and 49 to tell him how he could of oen it better
how many singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1..he holds onto it and the world revolves around him
why do guitarists put drum sitcks on there dashboards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces
whats a guitarist without a girlfriend?
homeless
KEEP EM COMING! THIS PLACE IS DEAD!
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Post by susie on Dec 22, 2005 13:28:02 GMT
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by leadgroupie on Dec 22, 2005 16:30:21 GMT
i wonder i wonder where inspiration for those singer jokes came from....  |
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Post by susie on Dec 23, 2005 11:21:54 GMT
whats the one thing a drummer cant bang???
his girlfriend
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Post by kingisabella on Dec 23, 2005 11:26:12 GMT
what did the drummer get in his iq test?
saliva
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Post by susie on Dec 23, 2005 11:27:47 GMT
LOL. must find more
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Post by Ryan on Dec 23, 2005 17:13:05 GMT
What do you call a failed guitarist?
A bassest.
Did I spell that right?
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Post by owensrevenge on Dec 23, 2005 19:59:06 GMT
"bassist".
you should play drums...
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Post by leadgroupie on Dec 24, 2005 21:16:13 GMT
burn.....
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Post by Ryan on Dec 27, 2005 12:00:54 GMT
I don't get it...that doesn't look good.
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Post by livi on Feb 16, 2006 18:15:19 GMT
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant"
Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they have machines for that now.
Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of a band?
A: "When do we get to play MY songs?"
A young child says to his mother,
"Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."
She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a guitar players arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What do chick singers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between an chick singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway?
A: Seven- if you lay them out correctly.
Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.
Relative minor: A guitarist's girlfriend.
Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?
A: His amp.
Q: How do you get a three piece horn section to play in tune?
A: Shoot two of them.
Q: How do you get a bass player off of your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: How do you define a perfect pitch?
A: When the accordian lands in the MIDDLE of the dumpster.
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Post by rae on Feb 20, 2006 13:40:05 GMT
;Dlivi you are a f**king legend!!!
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